TOP 12 REASONS A DEMOCRAT VOTED FOR "CHANGE"

A Short Quiz for All Who Voted for “Change”

By Editor-in-Chief on May 16, 2011

When your friends cannot explain why they voted for a Democrat, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this “TOP 12″. If they voted for “Change” they will probably pick all 12.

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4%on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon ofgas at 15% isn’t.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do abetter job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long asnobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun,and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderersand thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell usif it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt awayin ten years if I don’t start driving an electric car.

6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions ofbabies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right tofree health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would neverget their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to paybillions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own becauseit might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, mostwonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”.

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my tushieit’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.